Wowzers

The Wowzers are ready to be cut and sewn just for you!   The name is silly but the pants are seriously amazing.   Our original slackers are back with a fresh new cut in  3 rich colors and a classic black.   Our ultra luxurious ponte fabric is silky soft and buttery on your skin with lots of stretch.     Ponte is a knit with 93% rayon from bamboo and 7% spandex, perfect to wear year round!

These pants are built to last!   You’re investing in quality here, from our perfect fits to our premium fabrics.    No pilling or fading, our wowzers are going to hold up to washing and wearing for years to come!

We’ve got pockets on the hips and added pockets to the butt too.   A more tapered leg will still give you a relaxed feel but a more polished, fitted look!   We also added stitching to the top of the waistband to secure the interior elastic belt so it won’t twist.  You’ll have a sleek look while being super comfortable, the very best of our Secret Pajamas technology!

Order today and have them by the end of March.  Just in time for your spring wardrobe!

Each pair are cut and sewn to order in our femme-owned ethically waged sewing room in Los Angeles.   We source all of our fabrics locally in LA, our entire productions happen from fabric purchasing, cutting, and sewing take place within a couple blocks from each other and support small businesses along the way.   

PLEASE NEVER SIZE UP in our pieces!   We are made for fat bodies by actual fat people, we got our fits right.   The Wowzers are made for a loungey relaxed fit.  If you like them more fitted and don’t mind some visible belly lines, feel free to size down!   Marina and Amy are both 5’10 and wearing a size 4 tall in all of the pics.